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[–] [email protected] 90 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh, this is beyond meat, I assure you.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

Impossible.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You've probably heard it before, it sounds like "soy, you avin a sprout?". But don't worry, eventually they'll make peas.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lets just hope they still romaine friends

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Lettuce come together and pray for peas.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Vegans don't know kung fu.

They know To Fu.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Tell your boyfriend if he STILL has beef that over time it's gonna give him heart disease.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Well since beef is not to be desired, sure, why not

[–] treble 3 points 8 months ago

Later, we can make amends with a boof.

[–] agamemnonymous 2 points 8 months ago

To overcome the beef, you squash it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It’s not like they’re gonna eat it, so yeah?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

no. its impossible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

They each think the other is literally seitan.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago