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When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 months ago by Philo to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You've probably heard it before, it sounds like "soy, you avin a sprout?". But don't worry, eventually they'll make peas.