I'll take my chances... YOLO
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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This is how you ended up with that potato, y'know.
Maybe that's why they're taking their chances.
Narrator: that was the last time anyone heard from /u/Potato_in_my_anus. If you have a tip on the location or whereabouts of Potato_in_my_anus please call our tip line.
Well, I know where the potato is..
Yes but where is the anus?
That's a more difficult question, admittedly. I'm just going to take a stab in the dark and guess "Belgium" 🤷
Belgian Anus Potato. Good band name
Especially if it's something unexpected like a string quartet or a barbershop ditto 😁
Triangle ensemble
In Portugal’s big cities, the best restaurants are hidden in alleys. This is my only exeception
Às vezes. Outras vezes são só becos escuros
Someday perhaps sex workers won't be relegated to alleys like this, but as far as alleys go that one looks pretty tidy.
Whoa little buddy. Red flags going up. Something's telling me we should walk through it, not over it.
That alley is a very clever mimic isn't it.
Time to roll a fort check.
I've always been curious about foursomes.
That’s just the entrance to the apothecary.
No matter what happens it can only make life better