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How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle: (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Can someone explain the use for this?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's used for HPLC analysis, where a lot of ports are needed to connect all the little tentacles of the machine

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Yep. But the cheaper alternative is a regular bottle with one cap that has multiple ports for the tubes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably chemestry, for mutiple attachments.

[–] TonyTonyChopper 20 points 2 years ago

HPLC is High Performance Liquid Chromatography, a chemistry method that's used to analyze chemicals. Don't know why they would need this thing though

[–] JungleJim 19 points 2 years ago

Heck of a party bong

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Multi-subject piss test

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't want to be the guy that gets the top

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So ..... either attach a tube to direct the flow ... or just place the bottle at the right angle and just free base it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Spray and pray, baby!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yum

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck

fuckin bullshit man

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Has genetics gone too far?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

CRISPR’s been given too much power

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Scientists invent new cost-cutting measures for Amazon drivers. Sharing is caring.

[–] Tar_alcaran 8 points 2 years ago

I love how "improv" hplc bottles always look. I'm pretty sure this is a 200 euro piece of glassware, but it looks like 20 bucks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This would be a great dog toy. Put a hole in one of the caps (a treat-sized hole) and stick a rod hrizontally through the bottle, so that it can spin around it's axis. Than fill it with treats and your dog will be entertaint for hours.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Except that its glass, that might be an issue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Poor doggo :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My lab used bottle caps with four holes in them for mobile phase intake. I've never seen a single bottle used for more than a couple HPLCs, but I suppose there are niche use cases out there.