[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

Username checks out

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

He reached up to his ear before he went down.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Drat, now I'm trapped in a web of my own prophecy. I should have seen that coming.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I hope to master all of time and space ... but I don't have a plan nor any motivation to do so. Where's my article?!

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Upvote for using decimated correctly and also being spot on with the math. Made me completely forget about what an ass-hat Musk is for a short time.

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[-] [email protected] 116 points 4 months ago

The incident will be reported at /var/log/auth.log

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

Then let your competitors wind up losing thousands of dollars when they cancel on them.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago

All the coal in the ground was made in one specific period of history when trees were "new" and there was nothing that broke down dead trees for food. Trees that die now do not become coal. No new coal is being made.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago

Hello, I'm a man in an apocalyptic wasteland that before the cataclysm did nothing more strenuous than adjusting my ergonomic chair at my cubical. Now, for some reason, I am able to hunt water buffalo while fighting off hoards of zombies with hand crafted firearms.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Granted ... he is now CEO of Lemmy.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago
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