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[-] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago

Never lie to your doctor and never lie to your lawyer, you can only loose

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

It might be helpful to be loose for certain exams.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Agree, I'd add your accountant to that list as well.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Plonk on my couch, cronch on some chips and at the end push the crumbs off my shirt. Yeah I do that very regularly.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

That was always my favorite day at the beach... Umm wait....

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

They do say it's the thought that counts...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

In reality, Dr. only half-listened while thinking of their next 10 patients and puts down [illegible scribble].

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