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[-] sbv 69 points 7 months ago

did not specify where on the 356ft space station the 1in-wide red dwarf tomato was located, or in what condition.

boo

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It's in someone's butthole

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago
[-] kersploosh 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

When I see the mission commander looking perplexed...
I don't say it yet.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

And when I hear him say "I wonder where that tomato is," I still don't say it. (I still don't say it.)

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Skibap Badap

[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

This was briefly mentioned during the 25th anniversary stream -- they apologized to an astronaut for accusing them of eating a tomato.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I bet he did eat the tomato, and just asked the next crew to smuggle a rotten tomato up there.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Not the onion - but the tomato badumtiss

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Butt the tomato? Ew.

[-] fsxylo 18 points 7 months ago

Funny headline, but if a piece of stray graphite could kill everyone on board I'd be wanting to find a whole ass tomato.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Graphite conducts electricity I think, but a tomato won't get somewhere where it can do that easily.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

I bet it smells great in there

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I thought it said tornado.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's John Carpenters cult classic sci-fi parody "Dark Star" from 1974. Pretty weird overall but at times hillarious. Not sure if I'd recommend to watch it. If you'll be able to find it that is.

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