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Lost in space no more: missing tomato found in space station after eight months (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] sbv 69 points 8 months ago (1 children)

did not specify where on the 356ft space station the 1in-wide red dwarf tomato was located, or in what condition.

boo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's in someone's butthole

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

H.Y.C.Y.BH?

[–] kersploosh 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

When I see the mission commander looking perplexed...
I don't say it yet.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

And when I hear him say "I wonder where that tomato is," I still don't say it. (I still don't say it.)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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