Microblog Memes

I have a friend who would eventually become a stunt man, but well before that and fresh out of school/home, he found traffic cones on his street one day. At night he'd climb these huuuuge pine trees—we're talking around triple or more above powerline height and taller than most apartment buildings nearby—and place one right on top.

This would go on for several months, climbing a new one every couple weeks and a new cone.

Eventually this caused so much confusion, the city news and papers covered it. People didn't know what was going on, think council was marking trees for cutting, police were patrolling at night. Never got busted.

People do this, for real.

There's also people that spread seeds of various plants.

Alas, not all of them do their research. You gotta do native plants, in the right zones for them, if you want it to be something positive.

I said that to someone I used to know that would go around throwing pot seeds anywhere he was going. He said that pot is always a positive. He's an idiot, obviously, which is part of why he's someone I used to know.

Unless I'm mistaken, the proper word for this is guerilla gardening (Wikipedia). Although that movement does mostly flowers and crops.

You might wanna sit down for this. Ready?

Unbelievably shitty, unimaginative punchline

That sounds like "anti tree fascists".

I’m up for illegal Final Fantasy playing

AnTifa

That mic drop was more of a "plink", but not a bad idea

Plantreefa

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Yes, rebuilding (ie allowing them to recover) ecosystems by force!

Stop land repurposing, let things go derelict, plant trees, fungi, flowers, etc to get things started.

Maybe let a tree accidentally fall on a hunter killing apex predators, land developers, oil people, etc. Or can we just bioengineer a swamp thing? What could go wrong?

Seedbombs are a thing already

Antreefarm Is eben better

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Sergio, @ResisterSiano

Hear me out - a movement where we illegally plant trees everywhere and refuse to stop.

You might wanna sit down for this. Get ready. Are you ready?

Antreefa.

We should sit down and try to design a 3D printable seedbomb projectile injector that doesn't look enough like a gun to get us shot by the heehaws.