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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crossbow, respirator, fire axe, water purifier.

Crossbow can reuse ammunition as long as you can find your bolts, and improvising shitty bolts is simpler than anyvother ranged weapon.

If zombie plague is airborne, full mask respirator is gonna be essential.

Fire axe is a decent survival and breaching tool, not really considering it a weapon.

Water purifier essential so you don't die of dysentery, or if the zombie plague is waterborne.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If it's airborne you're toast, you gotta remove it eventually

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

How many goodboyes can I pick?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Probably the handgun, body armor, jeep, and flashlight. On the first few days the jeep will offer mobility and storage, while the flashlight is necessary for maximizing the search for gear. Handgun and body armor to give you an advantage over your fellow survivors. Then acquire a boat, food, containers, and other resources and become a pirate. I might consider a fire axe or crow bar necessary if everything wasn't glass doors and easily breakable locks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Machete, Water Purifier (provided it does not need electricity to work), German Shepherd and the tent. If the water purifier requires electricity, I'd opt for the body armor.

Stuff that requires fuel, electricity or ammo will become obsolete after a certain amount of time, so the flashlight, crossbow, motorcycle, chainsaw etc. only have limited use and become dead weight eventually. The first aid kit might help with "regular" injuries, but is likely useless against zombie bites getting infected with whatever virus is responsible for their mutation. The respirator mask is only useful if there's something dangerous in the air, and will only stay useful until the filter gets too dirty / too old and needs to be replaced.

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[–] smuuthbrane 3 points 1 year ago

Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don't kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

First aid kit, water purifier, jeep, cb radio. I'm shit out of luck on my own so the radio is to find a survivor enclave, the jeep is to get there, the water purifier and medical supplies are to trade so they'll let me in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Jeep, body armour, radio, handgun

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Two man tent,axe. and ideally a boy scouts guide and foraging books. Ideally getting myself far way from civilisation as the zombie population is probably just going grow over time

First aid kit would probably be quite useless you can't put a plaster on a deep gushing wound nor take glass out with a couple alcohol wipes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

crossbow, axe, dog, ak47

The crossbow can be used indefinitely for hunting, the axe can be used for nearly everything, the dog is useful for hunting and protection, the ak47 is an emergency tool. There's going to be less zombies and gas in the wilderness. Why are binoculars, bicycles, and horses not on this list?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • Katana - quiet, and meant as a weapon against humans
  • Night vision goggles - can take advantage of the cover of night
  • Water purifier - greatly simplifies one human necessity
  • Body armor - will put it on whenever there's a risk

None of these are common household items, whereas some of the items on the list are, and thus, scavenged easily enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dog if trained, water purifier, fire axe, AK (if with bullets of around 250), otherwise a flashlight AK maybe priority since I know how to make my own ammo.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fire axe, shotgun, tent, flashlight

I think a fire axe would be great to enter places and chop firewood. Shotgun just in case. If it has a couple of rounds as a deterrent. Tent to sleep in obviously. Flashlight cus dark

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Flashlight, water purifier, respirator, and rifle (I assume with required things like ammo).

Nobody said how this plague spreads, for all we know it's in the water or Airborne. Flashlight for scavenging and because it's far more important to know if that's a pile of scrap or a Zombie than it is to stay super stealthy. And Rifle gets you everything else you need.

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