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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah I fucking look like that too mate

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Tater salad is stored in the head

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More like fivehead amirite?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Poteighto head

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

five head babyteeth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Aim for the forehead OP

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Add some mustard and hard boiled egg... I'd shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it

Then we're talking some of the best shit around

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)

With cut up boiled (in France I guess "hard" boiled, but just so that the yellow isn't liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they're too 'strong', use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon...).

Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you'll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).

Pff, I'm just off the table and I'm thinking of the next meal already 😊

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

... Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.

[–] TheSlad 3 points 1 year ago

German style potato salad is very different from american potato salad

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

What the fuck man

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would not eat her ears

(is how I first read @[email protected]'s comment)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

But… I like potato salad.

*feels forehead

Nooooooooooooo!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] prettybunnys 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My bet is the face features were selected and shrunk then blended onto the original face

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's a selfie of me, the potato salad man

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Why does this feel like an scp

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I join the angry noises

[–] octoperson 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is some sort of AI image, right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was "If mayonnaise was a person."

I hope it's not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn't have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What's wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'd like to introduce you to a few of my bosses

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Some people are just not that self aware and some people live in such closed little groups of people that they reinforce all their identities no matter how strange they are to someone on the outside. I live in northern Ontario in Canada and we're considered pretty bland and simple up here ... you could say we still have a lot of pioneer hold over from our older generations ... because people like me can still say that I lived with my grandfather who was in the first world war and that my parents were born in the bush.

Anyways, I'm also friends with people in the south of Ontario which has a culture that is more Americanized and they live and believe in a whole different lifestyle and ideas that are far different than mine. Sometimes I'm made to feel like I'm talking to someone in the year 2100 and I'm stuck in 1990 .... not that they're smarter, they just think they're in a better world than where I'm from. And in the rural areas, I feel like I'm talking to and looking at someone from Texas than from Canada.

[–] brbposting 6 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Warm potato salad is great.

spoilerjust make sure it is warm due to being fresh and the potatoes are still hot, and not warm due to the sun.


[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ok, I think she's pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it's too big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and used light-color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

After seeing this post, I'm determined to more than double my potato salad consumption

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cover that potato salad with some gumbo, then we'll talk! 😋

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

[email protected] accepts all potato enthusiasts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ron White in shambles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is someone that thinks mayonnaise is too spicy and makes super bland ass potato salad that uses raisins for spice

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