My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.
I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.
this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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Just because they're pirate doesn't mean they don't believe in sharing.
I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.
A lot of pirate ships sailed under 'the articles' which guaranteed a full share for every crewman, a share and a half for officers and two shares for the captain.
why does the skeleton have an ear
They were on sale for a buck an ear.
Oh so were talking about the One Piece pirate code then
Ah yes, rule two of the pirate code: no swearing. This, of course, coming after rule one: no stealing. Very famous pirate rules.
Yer a scurvy dog and a land lubber!
You fight like a dairy farmer!!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow!
*clink, clank, clink* your turn
Look! A three-headed monkey!
Hey! Do you really think we're that stupid? I wouldn't push it if I were you.
*clank, clink, clank*
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange...
He has a f... Frigging big head for that body.
He has a frigging big body for that ship as well
Darn it, won't get anything from pirate santa this year 😔.
Scallywag
what kinda land lubber whaleshite be this?
Oki-diddely-doki, neighbour
merde
No naughty word on my ship