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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Per https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar_year 525,600 minutes per year

Per https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK537306/ 12 breaths per minute for an adult (which you should be for the mind cesspool that is the internet)

525,600 minutes by 12 by $0.05 is $315,360.00 per year.

Breathing is at least 150k a year

I decry you as needs improvement at maths.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am old enough (and was a theatre geek as a kid) to know the number of minutes in a year without needing Wiki...

...Thanks, Rent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How do you measure, measure a year?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Cups of coffee?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] funkless_eck 6 points 6 months ago

mf just OFSTED inspected my dude

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

yeah uh, let me just double check these figures... yes, that's absolutely correct! 300k is more than 150k, and therefore the person who needs remedial mathematics is not GP.