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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Bakkoda 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I ll take one meth please

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Would you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

You are articulating more like a shroom user

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll take 2 methamphetamine please

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You some kinda narc?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain't a cop so I know you're good?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

If I was a cop I would have to ~~shoot~~ tell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 4 points 10 months ago

Okay but you're probably going to want more.