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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Patches 64 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Because they owned the house for who knows how many decades and only used 9 razor blades?

[–] andrew_bidlaw 18 points 10 months ago

If it was a vinyl, it would still count as a mint condition.

[–] jubilationtcornpone 7 points 10 months ago

"Ah, it's only been a couple months. This blade is still good. Ouch! Ooohhh... That's a bad cut. Oh well. Just need a wad of toilet paper to power through it."

[–] captain_aggravated 7 points 10 months ago

The year is 1950. A veteran of World War II has come home, married his best girl, gone on a whirlwind honeymoon to exotic, far off Daytona Beach, then like many people in this time, picked a location and built a house. Then he's recalled to service to go fight in a place called Korea, and never returns. His widow never remarries. Most of a century later, the next owners of the house wonder why there's so few razor blades in the wall.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Frugal as heck