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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
  • Will be yours for an average of 1.2 days in a major city before it gets stolen
[–] Jax -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unless everyone has a bike.

Think about it. No need to steal if it's easy as fuck to obtain.

[–] LongStrong 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bikes aren't stolen to ride. They're stolen to sell for drugs.

[–] Jax 1 points 10 months ago