Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it's disgusting!
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2023
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STOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!
Wish granted, I'm the murderous kind of genie now. So... What's your last wish?
Jeez. All I wanted was to never have to be around poo or pee again. Is that really asking too much? You guys are mean.
Granted. You are on the moon (with empty bladder and poop shute)
It's simple, you just have to remind yourself of the difference between the words 'give' and 'take' a shit. You have to observe the direction of transaction, are you giving or taking?
And if you're taking a shit, well where the hell are you taking it to, and why? 🤔
When my dogs poo while I'm walking them, I have to take their shit from someone's lawn to my garbage can if that counts.
Well clearly you've identified the problem. If your dogs poo every time you walk them, then stop walking them and they'll stop pooing, problem solved 👍
May every single misdeed you ever commited happen to you. Ten fold.
We got a ten shitter here!
Bruh, chill out.