this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Come to Florida and I will show you beautiful things!

Meanwhile, you live in the land of the most beautiful homo sapiens on Earth. So you got that going for you.

Trade experiences and learn?

[–] prole 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

(Pssst... don't go to Florida. It's almost certainly a trap)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Confirmed. OP is a gator in a trench coat

[–] mindbleach 1 points 8 months ago

Iguanas! Which are invasive. Anoles! Which are invasive. Cuban tree frogs! Which are invasive.

All the fuckin' rodents are good, though.