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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I just cannot remotely afford it

Let be honest, prices is kinda insane there. Imagine someone, who deliberately would tell "oh, $200 for a silicon toy that I will not use more then one time or even probably never, that I wanna buy just for pure esthetic purpose. What a steal!".

[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Use one time? Please. I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me. If I had the money I'd buy it in a fucking heartbeat and have zero regrets. Alas I have already purchased my Christmas gifts for me and even if I saved all that money it wouldn't add up to one of those dildos. I am what is known as extremely fucking poor.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

INB4 !Risa organizes a fundraiser to gift @Stamets a giant dildo in appreciation for all the memes.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'll throw in $5 towards your giant unicorn schlong. Tis the season and all.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's an ice dragon actually, thank you very much!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pointy. The medium green is $80 on clearance. I think a Risa fundraiser to get you a Klingon green alien stuffing stocker is something that needs to happen.

[–] flambonkscious 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Set it up. I’ll throw in 5 bucks as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I contacted the company and, sadly, they no longer sell gift certificates.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

At the corner of IWas and Kidding

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But I bookmarked this so I could contribute! I want a review from Stamets! 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh god... can you fucking imagine? "Why is the meme man talking about dildos? I'm scared"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I mean you don't have to post it on Risa 😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh! Well if you do end up making a fundraiser count me in. We're gonna get you fucked! :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah if only. Alas I am bad with gifts and a mess anyway lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, if you change your mind we're here for ya!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Appreciate you <3

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me.

OP is the real entertainment of this post

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I learned so much about you today Stamets…

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

All goes downhill from here

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Well now I’m envisioning a giant dildo inching away like an inchworm

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Over $100 is pretty normal for a high quality silicone toy. BD toys are often somewhat large and have many options such as firmness and color available upon request. They could probably get away with selling their $200 products for closer to $150 and still make a profit, but they've established themselves as the top dog (pun somewhat intended) of a very niche market and can get away with charging a premium.

And I think the vast majority of folks who purchase from them have every intention of using their products way more than once.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So, they're the Lexus of sex toys?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago
[–] ted 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

$200 isn't bad for something bespoke and handmade. A good dildo of similar quality that's mass produced is $50, not to mention that Bad Dragon usually has unique coloring and can be made huge.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Let be honest, not everyone lives in USA\Canada. From where I'm from, average salary about ~500 euro and a good toy costs a lot less. So, paying 180 from your month income just for dildo is kinda too much for average person in Balkans part of Europe, Russia (well, delivering not working for them anyway, cause they cosplaying nazi Germany), most of Asia (except China, Japan and some other countries) and maybe Africa, but we not talking about them there. Not to mention, that just what I remember (too lazy to google average salary for every part of world) and I have one friend from USA, that also struggles to get decent income to afford at least food, so yea, even statistics can be controversial on those. Don't know how situation in Australia tho, but those guys have spiders, they don't need dragon toys. My point is, that $200 for a toy is too much. That a luxury item at this point, like a premium car or maxed out macbook. That a bit weird, but it is what it is I guess.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

A maxed out macbook costs about 17 times more than that toy, and a premium car is no less than 150 times the cost. You are way, way off on your comparisons.

That being said, these dildos ARE luxury items. These are custom made to order dildos and get freakishly big, they are NOT your average sex toy, and the price reflects that. People aren't paying $200 for just any dildo, they're paying $200 for a Bad Dragon dildo.

[–] ted 2 points 11 months ago

I agree with you (that they are a luxury purchase), but the point I was trying to get across is that they are worth their cost (in silicone + labor), unlike the items you pointed out which come with famously generous margins.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

They're a bit up there in terms of pricing, but they're good quality. Last I checked them out, Masterwork Toys on Etsy had better prices, but quality is comparable. Aesthetically I much prefer the one I have from them, it's just a bit large. They've since introduced sizing options though!

If you're in the EU you'll also face import costs though. A $300 order from Bad Dragon can easily become a $500 with import fees. Speaking from experience.