Alternative text: Me, sacrificing my health by sleeping too little so that I can be paid the absolute minimum that my corporate overlords can get away with, while extracting the most value possible from my labor.

Time to get eatin’ 🍽️

Wholesome as fuck 💜

With the terms of service for their “anti spam” and “productivity auto-sorting” features, they must gather SO much data about people by reading their emails - there’s no way they’d turn that off lol

Gold rush you say?

Shovels for sale!

Get your shovels here! Can’t strike it rich without a shovel!

lol, funny thing is that this isn’t really a story about ice cream machines - anyone who’s seen melted mcds ice cream foam knows that ain’t ice cream.

The frozen foam machines were intentionally hard to fix but someone figured it out and made a solution. Mcd was making money off fleecing franchise owners by having their company be the only ones who could fix it, so it looks like they did shady stuff to keep the grift going. For the ice foam. 🍦

Lmao one of the discords I’m in sent out a warning ahead of it to “turn off any second secret phones you have”

I might be part of some sketchy discord servers lol, warning people to turn off their cheating or crime phones 🤣

Anything is possible if you just bay leaf in yourself!

Didn’t one of them literally bring a big giant card with a photo of the president’s son’s dick on it for their speaking time?

I, for one, am never voting for Hunter Biden again.

They don’t even fold

Is tragic accident. Sometimes airplane explode in sky, such is life in Russia.

Quality shitpost, I enjoyed