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[–] [email protected] 171 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

What fucking godless heathen eats rice with ketchup

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (9 children)

Americans. They would even eat old car tires with ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’ve never heard of anyone eating rice with ketchup before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Have you ever American though?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

A man of culture, i see

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

A few times. Fantastic marbling but ironically not very good with ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I like white rice with cheddar cheese and ketchup. Best to cube your cheese up from a block and put it on last with the ketchup so it doesn't melt.

You should see how i make tea.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

That's fried rice, not white rice steamed or cooked in a rice cooker. I can imagine putting ketchup on a nigiri and immediately getting scolded in Japan.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

And who determined steamed rice is "normal" rice.

Ricist!

[–] Lucidlethargy 11 points 11 months ago

Lol, we really don't do this. But it's fun to fuck with people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Nah dude. Just a little bit of soy or tonkatsu sauce.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I've never seen a fellow citizen that was older than 9 eat rice w/ ketchup.

It's butter, salt & black pepper in the southern USA, at least.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Only all-season radials.

We got standards, you know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Haha I don't know many American adults who eat ketchup on more than a few foods. Maybe burgers, maybe hot dogs, probably french fries. Most of us hate how it smells too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Hell, burgers are the only thing I’d consider it for, and even then I’ll look for something else first more often than not

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Don’t knock it till you try it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

That's the joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] FeatherConstrictor 2 points 11 months ago

Me sometimes when I have no energy for anything else :| been doing it since I was a kid

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have you never tried it? It's quite good, though I haven't done it since I was a child.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

As a kid I used to eat ketchup on baked potatoes. Probably not bad, but it still grosses me out to think about it.

Ranch dressing was another good one for baked potatoes. I'm not interested in that now either, but ranch feels much more respectable than ketchup.