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[–] [email protected] 85 points 8 months ago (1 children)

After 5 years of dating, either hire them or propose to them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What if I fire them and propose to them.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Just do like Ipji from Futurama

Leela: But you never wore a ring, I didn't know you had a wife.
Ipji: And my wife doesn't know I have a job, I keep my personal and professional life separate.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Do it in reverse. Propose to them and then fire them.