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[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I think I'm too european to understand this meme

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (7 children)

That's weird as well, but what I meant is in Europe you pack your groceries yourself

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This OP picture is from somewhere in Europe. "Till" is the English word, while Americans would say something like cash register or check out counter. And SPAR is a European chain of grocery stores

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

She's Irish, and has possibly one of the most Irish names I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

I'm guessing ROI.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

But in the U.S our food is not fresh enough to be bagged by the customer. It must be wrapped so it can sit out for a considerable duration.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Some places in the UK will ask if you want help packing your bags.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

interesting, didn't know that despite having lived in the UK and Ireland for a while

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Oh, right.

Maybe we should look into that to reduce unemployment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Asian model, create endless useless jobs to make sure everyone can have something to do even if it's just standing in front of a parking entrance to point people in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

So like Walmart greeters

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Labor for the sake of it. What an American response.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

How else are people going to learn useful life skills such as baguette origami?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

David Graeber wants to speak with you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

A meme on a folded baguettes getting to bullshit jobs is the dream

[–] azertyfun 1 points 8 months ago

Colruyt insists on their weird "cashier tranfers the items into another cart while scanning and bags them for you while they're at it" strategy. And they do own the Spar brand in Belgium.

Although as franchisees some of the Spar stores keep the regular tills. Unfortunately mine does the weird cart transfer thing, which is much slower, though apparently it deters theft..?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

At expensive American grocery stores, they have baggers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

At my local Price Chopper they have occasional baggers. It’s definitely not an expensive store.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Exactly what I'm referring to

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm from the "European country" known as UK and every single major store sells plastic wrapped baguettes. You only see them in paper in the smaller shops

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It's a plastic bag with tiny holes in it. These are on the store floor, where people can grab a baguette for themselves. The plastic keeps the braguette relatively safe, and the holes allow moisture to escape, keeping the baguette crispy for the day

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Oddly enough, most American supermarkets put every baguette they bake that day (if they bake it that day) in plastic bags. Although in this case, I believe they mean that they broke the baguette in the plastic bag in half so it would fit in the bag with the rest of the groceries.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The meme is also European, from Ireland. That said, I'm more interested which Spar is selling long enough baguettes that they don't fit in a bag. My local shops don't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know lidl sell the big baguettes like this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Thanks; I'll try it. I usually get bread and sparkling water there (their produce and meat quality got so bad I switched to Aldi), but I haven't been looking for baguettes yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Americans still feeling superior because their country has solved this problem by selling sliced bread.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak 2 points 8 months ago

Imagine buying a presliced baguette tho ahahah

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

meh, as if europe had no bread slicing machines in supermarkets

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Congrats on getting half the joke.

The other half is that Europeans would not equate a loaf to a baguette.