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Another player who was at the table during the incident sent me this meme after the problem player in question (they had a history) left the group chat.

Felt like sharing it here because I'm sure more people should keep this kind of thing in mind.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (15 children)

I mean... You live in a world where magic healing exists. Why would anyone be blind when you can find a sorcerer, wizard or cleric (or even a spoony bard like Volo) and restore your sight in at least 20 different ways? ๐Ÿค”

This was a bit of weird shit in Star Trek with Geordi, too. They can literally grow him new eyes (and do eventually) but the visor is also cool, and the rule of cool wins.

It's not so much that a disabled person being realistic is unfun; it's that it doesn't seem to fit the world itself which kills suspension of disbelief if you understand how the game world works. You'd have to work extra hard at giving a believable reason for this person to be disabled and not have gotten healed through magical means.

[โ€“] pthaloblue 33 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Hi. I have a mild physical disability, and this point comes up quite a lot in different settings, including fantasy fiction. "If such and such is a fantasy setting, why does character simply not be disabled?" Is something many able bodied people like to assume.

Without going into how hurtful it is to assume that what all of us want is to be "able bodied", you're basically taking away a person's agency to tell a story about themselves as they are. And there are many stories to be told!

So instead of trying to use logic to negate these kinds of characters from stories and fantasy settings, I challenge you to expand your own definition of what's possible. There's plenty of room for all of us.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a disabled character in my world (I'm a writer, not an rpg player. My schedule sucks for it). She has a partially paralyzed lip that gives her a lisp and a scar to match. Healing could have fixed it, if she could have been healed in time. But she wasn't.

I also have a Deaf character who plays a major role in the story. I think we need more representation in fantasy. And as a black guy, I don't really want to read the trials and tribulations of being black, as I'm sure other minority groups don't. I want to read about black folk swinging swords and fighting monsters ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

Sorry for the tangent, but yeah, I hard agree with you (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

[โ€“] pthaloblue 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I can understand how it's easy to get burnt out having to give an explanation every time for why a character is the way they are, it's exhausting. There are so many challenges to fantasy writing but that shouldn't be one of them.

Hope you can keep writing awesome characters and stories!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (4 children)

People with curable disabilities exist all around us in the real world.

[โ€“] Ataraxia 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean if it's a matter of accessibility then that's different. I can't get help for my disabilities because of accessibility. We don't have the facilities or experts so I just deal with them as they can be worked with. Someone who lives in an area without magic or resources then would definitely have to suffer the lack of proper health care.

[โ€“] starman2112 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the existence of disabilities "fixable" by magic is easily explained when you realize that people who do magic are incredibly rare. Like, I'd like to say that if magic were real, I'd be a wizard, but I don't even make an effort to learn real stuff in real life. Do I really think my 10 int ass is gonna read three textbooks about how to make a Magic Missile? Am I arrogant enough to think God likes me enough to let me channel His magic? Maybe one in ten churches has a cleric, and they're busy treating the frequent cholera and dysentery that plagued the world prior to modern water treatment. They don't have the spell slots to spare for someone who's in a wheelchair and lives relatively normally with it

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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Or just have house rules about how magical healing works. Maybe it can only bring them back to their natural state, so someone who is born blind can't be cured. Or it's some kind of curse, and you house rule that Dispel Curse doesn't work on plot curses. Or you just don't have Lesser Restoration.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does disease exist in a fantasy world? Why would anyone be sick when you can find a sorcerer, wizard or cleric (or even a spoony bard like Volo) and restore your health in at least 20 different ways?

  1. You need to be able to find someone with the skill to do so.

  2. I need to be able to pay them to do so.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Lesser Restoration is free and usually offered by clerics at any good aligned God's church. Which, in Faerun, are easy to find.

Beyond that, there are magical diseases that can't be cured by normal restorative magics. This is used in the plot for Neverwinter Nights.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is very specific to DnD while the meme itself could really be talking about any game, be that some other tabletop RPG or video game.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Even in D&D, they could be playing their own custom worlds. I've never actually played in an official setting unless I was DM'ing (because I love Forgotten Realms). Obviously if they are playing a low-fantasy setting with minimal magic or without magic it wouldn't generate the questions of "why didn't you just X?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Personally I play DnD in a Forgotten Realms inspired (Mostly Forgotten Realms but like a number of years in the future with a new Mystra)

I'm the DM and one of the things I brought up was basically "Yeah there's magic, but it sure as hell ain't evenly distributed"

Wizards are a secretive bunch, and the higher level the spell the rarer it is to find let alone someone who can cast it

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

There's usually both a time and severity limit to what magic can heal. It works differently depending on the system, but generally the longer it's been since the injury or the worse the injury was, the more advanced magic required to fix it. You can't just dump more magic on it either, it's gonna take more talented spellcasters with specific skills, e.g. the difference between someone with first aid knowledge and a trained neurosurgeon. Bad enough and you're getting into "there is literally one person in the entire world who can do this and they're busy" territory.

That's assuming it's a simple injury and not a curse or the like. That's also assuming it's not a disability from birth; regeneration isn't going to do a damn thing if the body's natural state is lacking a sense or an appendage.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Murder + last breath + cure light wounds gives them a whole new body, with only a 3% chance of being a half orc

[โ€“] starman2112 12 points 10 months ago

It makes sense if you consider that magic is rare. Finding a level 1 wizard would be like finding a rocket scientist. It takes the brightest of the brightest. A 1st level spell is an entire textbook that they gotta memorize. How many real life people are afraid of trigonometry? If 10 intelligence is average, and it takes 13 int to multiclass to wizard, then being a wizard requires an IQ of like 130 just to be an amateur.

And not everyone who believes in a god gets to be a cleric. You gotta be specially hand picked by God to channel his power. Maybe one in ten churches has a 1st level priest healing people. To be a paladin you gotta be a zealot. It takes John Brown level dedication to your cause. Magic is rare.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

While this is a fair point, it isn't the decisive argument. Do people ever starve to death in a fantasy world? Well many classes can cast goodberry so no one should have to starve in a fantasy world.

[โ€“] Tar_alcaran 3 points 10 months ago

The answer is really simple: "most people prefer a good story over a logical world", combined with the fact that worldbuilding is pretty hard.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

This seems to treat "magical healing" as if it's just bespoke body modification. So, by the same logic, why would anyone ever have a STR score that was less than fucking Hercules'?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So, by the same logic, why would anyone ever have a STR score that was less than fucking Hercules'?

I'm sure if the rules allowed them to, they would.

The spells that can cure blindness, deafness or fix paralysis and other things are very clearly in the rules as well as how they are integrated into the world itself within the DM handbook.

And yes, there are even spells that are basically body modification. Fuckin' Wild Shape. Becoming a lich. Etc.

Instead of taking this to mean you shouldn't play a disabled character, work around it and answer the questions that will inevitably pop up as to why. Being born that way and not wanting to erase your identify is still a good reason for most of those. But if you're like the able-bodied edgelords I've seen who want to play as a fighter who was blinded in battle... Well.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

...wat? Why is restoring sight to blind eyes equivalent to "bespoke body modification"?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

because some people are born blind? reasonably their "natural state" would then be a blind person, which means that healing can't restore their sight, because it was never there. Unless that "healing" is just body modification based on an ideal, in which case, why wouldn't it be able to turn someone into an adonis?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Also a thing I have in my DnD setting is that someone's personal image of themselves plays a role in regeneration

For example let's say someone who is blind has fully accepted it about themselves and someone for some reason needs to cast regeneration on them. It wouldn't restore their eye sight because they have embraced it as a part of themselves.

In the case of the blind man the party met they were blind for decades, they had fully accepted it about themselves. Not even bringing up the difficulty of getting to the point of knowing (or finding some who knows) Regeneration (a very very powerful spell) he had no use for sight in his mind. He lived his life as fully as anyone else. It was a part of him. So if someone cast Regeneration to save his life he'd still be blind.

Spells affecting willing creatures is a funny term in my eyes. Willing can be "willing to a point" is as valid as fully willing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I can understand the argument that it's a form of modification rather than simple "healing" or "regeneration", but it's still taking an organ that either evolved or was designed (depending on the world's/race's mythology) to see, and enabling it to do so; whereas "bespoke" modifications sound like they'd be entirely arbitrary.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Just because there's magic doesn't mean it's evenly distributed. And finding someone capable of casting higher level magics isn't an easy feat.

I play in a slightly modified DnD 5e Forgotten Realms (some years in the future with a new Mystra)

Basically Regenerate would bring you back to your normal state or the state you perceive as your normal state.

Some examples:

You're born without an arm, if someone cast Regenerate on you you wouldn't grow a new arm. That arm was never there. To get that arm would take a True Polymorph. Which is not only a very high level spell, it's really not easy to find someone who could cast it.

In the case of the blind man the party met, they were blind for decades after losing his eyesight saving his family. He had fully accepted it about himself. He had no use for sight in his mind after living so long without it, it was a part of him. He perceived his normal self as blind. So if someone cast Regeneration to save his life heโ€™d still be blind. (And someone had years before the party met him, but that's a story for another time)

Basically: learning magic is hard, the components are typically expensive, and finding someone who is already skilled in magic enough to cast it is hard. Not to mention the costs associated with it.

"Go to the nearest big city, there's bound to be someone who can." Yes but would they be willing to? How much would they charge? How long would you have to travel to get there? Is that feasible?

"What about Lesser Restoration, a second level spell? That one's easy to get to." Maybe in a big city, but out in a rural area that would likely still be tough as someone has to have the necessary prerequisites to get to that. You have to hone that craft and learn it from somewhere.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Also there's being disabled and having a wheelchair. I don't think a wheelchair really fits into the world.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Plenty of examples of mechanical devices in the DND world that are at least on par with a basic wheelchair, not sure why that would break immersion

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I believe the point was that it didn't fit the setting for the main characters of a typical fantasy plotโ€”not being well-suited to traveling significant distances in rough terrain, among other thingsโ€”not that they wouldn't have the basic tech. You don't see many active-duty soldiers or mercenaries fighting in wheelchairs and it seems likely the same considerations would apply to adventurers. You can come up with settings where it isn't totally implausible, but it will require some careful thought and ingenuity.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Unless maybe it's a steam-powered Gnomish wheelchair with tank treads, blunderbusses and magic missile launchers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Why would anyone be blind when you can find a sorcerer, wizard or cleric

Maybe is blind due to powerful curse and does not have enough coin to have the curse lifted?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (6 children)

In 5E, Lesser Restoration is free, so no one should really be blind, deaf, paralyzed, or poisoned. If they're missing a limb, though, Regenerate needs a vial of Holy Water that costs 25gp. For a commoner who makes 1sp a day, that's a lot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

"Restoration" is right there in the name. What's it "restoring" something to if someone was born blind?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

In my setting if someone was born blind, paralyzed, etc, Regeneration wouldn't fix it. Regenerate brings you back to your normal state, which even your perceived self plays a role in.

For example the blind man mentioned in my post description) lost his eye sight decades prior. He has fully accepted his blindness to the point his perceived self is blind. A wandering adventurer tried to cast Regenerate on him to heal the old mans wounds he sustained helping the adventurer in a time of need years prior and when it failed to work on his eye sight the old man informed him that it's who he was. "The helpful old blind man bring aid to those that need it." And the old man continued on his way happier knowing he helped someone else that day.

[โ€“] Ataraxia 2 points 10 months ago

Being blind isn't natural though. You're born blind because there was a DNA replication error or in vitro trauma. Humans didn't evolve to be blind.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Lesser Restoration is free

If you've got someone willing to cast it for you for free, perhaps. But according to the PHB, most NPCs will charge far more than a typical peasant or low level adventurer could afford.

Hiring someone to cast a relatively common spell of 1st or 2nd level, such as Cure Wounds or Identify, is easy enough in a city or town, and might cost 10 to 50 gp (plus the cost of any expensive material components).

And that's if you decide a spell that primarily exists to cure fairly rare conditions is common enough to fit in that category.

[โ€“] starman2112 4 points 10 months ago

Lesser restoration isn't free, it costs a 2nd level spell slot. Between you with the blindness that you've lived with your whole life, or this guy with dysentery who's about to die horribly and spread the disease to everyone nearby, I'm spending that spell slot on him

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Lesser restoration doesn't cure permanent blindness, deafness, or paralysis. And it doesn't work on all forms of poison.

Lesser restoration specifically ends one condition that can be blindness, deafness, paralysis, or poisoned. Permanent traits of your character aren't conditions, and not every poison inflicts the poisoned condition.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I just have to ask... How difficult is making holy water in D&D because making it IRL is easy. 25gp for holy water seems quite expensive. But to be fair, it actually works in the game.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah, the real kicker is the 25 gp worth of powdered silver.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Also, depending on your setting, finding someone that can cast Regenerate may be an order of magnitude or 2 more difficult than finding someone that can cast Lesser Restoration

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A world where disability exists has more options for interesting characters than if nobody was disabled.

Or does not a single pirate in your world have an eye patch or peg leg?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Geordi actually was addressed at one point, basically he found the extra sensory abilities the visor gave him to feel natural, and removing those extra senses would be like removing a limb for him

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