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[-] [email protected] 134 points 8 months ago

Imagine having to blow your instrument

this comment was made by percussion gang

[-] [email protected] 84 points 8 months ago

Imagine having to bang your instrument

This comment was made by vocals gang

[-] Imgonnatrythis 51 points 8 months ago

Imagine eating ass With your instrument.

-autoharp gang

[-] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

Well played! I was expecting deep throating but you took it a step further! ๐Ÿ‘

...just like your mom last night

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Imagine not having an instrument to bang

This comment was made by the ~~finger~~ piano gang

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Imagine having to finger your instrument

This comment was made by the voices in my head gang

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Imagine having to finger your instrument

This comment was made by the triangle gang

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

I know this comments wasn't written by percussion gang because it isn't in crayon and it uses words.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

I'd rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.

[-] Shieldtoad 11 points 8 months ago

Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

The rusty trombone is a classic.

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