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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In America, sometimes you have to park two tanks.

Pizza slices are easy to shove into your face while you drive for an hour to your job.

Driving is boring and sipping on a huge soft drink gets some people through it.

It is cheap because over the years the government had bailed out farmers/producers making corn, cheese, wheat, etc very cheap.

It is a breakfast pizza, I'm guessing a crap load of 'cheese' with some specks of something that could have once been called Ham. Maybe some egg product mixed in.

Generally, things are cheaper in the Midwest, but I wouldn't be surprised if this ad came from the deep south.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I’m guessing a crap load of ‘cheese’ with some specks of something that could have once been called Ham. Maybe some egg product mixed in.

You're guessing wrong.

It's usually loaded with bacon, sausage, veggies or some combination of those. And not "egg product," just scrambled eggs. It's breakfast on a flatbread. I'm not sure why that's so hard to comprehend for so many people.