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What's something that's not common knowledge but you think everyone should know? (kbin.social)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Specifically thinking of stuff that make your life better in the long run but all kinds of answers are welcome!

I've recently learnt about lifetraps and it's made a huge positive impact on how I view myself and my relationships

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The ducks at the park are free. Like you can just take them.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had a conversation with ChatGPT on that subject. It could not stress enough how terrible it would be for the duck if I brought it home with me, and that was despite me informing the AI that the duck in question was special, that it could talk and had specifically requested to come home with me.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is not true. There are a litany of laws that capturing a wild duck from a public park would be a violation of, so don't do it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would that be "bird law"?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How can birds have laws if they aren't real?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They are 'real' in the sense that they exists. They are not 'real' in the sense they are not alive. The birds can all be drones and still have laws.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Do not listen to Optimus, he is lying. The ducks are free.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is completely not true but don't listen to me. In never tell the truth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like poaching

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

If you abduct them (pun intended), they're no longer free.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This depends on your location. In many countries the ducks at the park are way more expensive than the ones you can get at the grocery.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are ducks sold in grocery stores?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well, not alive ones.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd like to know this as well. What place sells ducks at the grocer's?..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Which country?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but do the ducks like it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Have you tried?