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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

meanwhile Gandalf makes a cavalry charge down a waaaaaay too steep hill towards the aforementioned pikemen thonk

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

but he had the power of "making it really bright" on his side, and we all know that this is the achilles heel of all pikemen everywhere!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aren't Uruk Hai really sensible to light? So the riders had vision, the high ground, morale and momentum on their side.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Pikes are pushed against/into the ground, so neither morale nor momentum will do you any good against them. Discomforting the pikemen will also not do anything, since pikes and their use in formations are designed for that to happen. If you get charged by a fuckton of cavalry, you are bound to flinch anyway and you weren't supposed to actually do anything with the pike but push it into the ground if you were charged. The momentum is provided by courtesy of the attacker. So the downhill movement and the momentum are a disadvantage against pikes.

And I'm not even counting the fact that horses will not charge walls of spiky things. They are living beings with a mind of their own. A fact that we tend to forget nowadays. But I'm willing to let that one slide, perhaps there was some super special sauce training only known to the horse freaks of Rohan that made them go through with the charge.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"Then he must be a noble beast indeed," said Aragorn; "and it grieves me more than many tidings that might seem worse to learn that Sauron levies such tribute. It was not so when last I was in that land."

"Nor is it now, I will swear," said Boromir. "It is a lie that comes from the Enemy. I know the Horse Freaks of Rohan; true and valiant, our allies, dwelling still in the lands that we gave them long ago."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ghandalf did not pass through fire and death to bandy words with a witless worm such as yourself. It was magic light, that did magic things. Okay?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Uruk-hai were more tolerant of daylight than other orcs. I think it was mentioned a couple of times by the fellowship folks, and there was also a scene when they had captured Merry and Pippin and had to keep running day and night. The commander made fun of the others for being weaker against the daylight.

Also, cavalry can generally defeat a pole arm formation by flanking and using a combined arms operation. They need projectile weapons (arrows/muskets/cannon…) or infantry to keep the pikemen engaged. If the pole arm unit forms a square, it’s largely protected against cavalry but has increased vulnerability to missile weapons and is fairly immobile.

Or just send in the ents.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Man, making me wanna install Third Age Total War.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

obviously Saruman the 4D-chess-mover predicted that Gandalf would flank them with cavalry and that's why he brought pikemen to a siege

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

We need to resist the hegemony of the wizards, these guys clearly have no business making decisions for the rest of Middle-earth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit worked, didnt it?

Wizard apparently knows a thing or two.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It makes sense narratively and tactically that he timed his charge with the sun creeping over the hill so that the orcs were blinded by it though.