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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon confesses a secret (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] Gullible 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Bro, we ran out of wet wipes days ago. Fucking stop leaving crusty fingerprints on my screen or I’m setting your background to your dad and dipping your phone in my cum jar.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cumjar …jfc. On the other hand, cool band name.

[–] Jakeroxs 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's an old reddit maybe even 4chan meme lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Cumbox was worse