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True irl too. Tried once, there's even more blood once you get past the skin.
That sounds like a skill issue. Have you considered replacing your flesh the strength and certainty of steel? We have oil margaritas!
No, but i have tried titanium, with mixed results.
Hey, at least that will give less trouble in MRIs. Although, I was a bit scared about all that talk about dielectric heating. I guess it did not resonate at (whatever the MRI does)?