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I’d like to be a woman for a day just to try out their orgasms. They seem fun. My wife’s eyes roll in the back of her head and she’s mentally disabled for a minute when she cums.
Mine is kinda like a sneeze.
If you only had 24 hours to figure it out you’d probably not be able to get there, it might be a better orgasm but they’re much harder to achieve and require years of trial and error for many of us
Legal weed ended up being the shortcut for me. My wife sometimes has to checkin after a good weed orgasm to make sure I'm alright.
Though I was actively working on being multiply orgasmic for several years before.
MDMA is what does it for me! Without it it's VERY hard to orgasm as a woman..
Prostate orgasms are similar. As a bonus, it's a lot less work than surgery.
Finger in ass gay tho.
Couldn't do it because if i like it, and cum the biggest cum i have ever cum, i will be haunted with the knowledge that this hack exists and that i'm basically half way down the pegging pipeline.
Putting a finger in your ass is not gay and neither is pegging. You do you, but if you're scared because you think you'll enjoy it, I'm going to continue to laugh at you.
I'd almost feel bad for straight guys if so many of you weren't such wimps.
B- b- b- but I had a prostate exam, and didn't like it!!
I- I- I- ain't a wimp!!
Hopefully it's a good sneeze.
Hahaha it’s a great 15-30 seconds for sure.
I have a trans son, and this is on the list of side effects if they use T, the loss of female sexual response. Though it's my understanding that testosterone drives libido in women too, I guess it's a dosage thing.
To be honest, mine vary in intensity but yeah the most intense are sort of like going crazy for a short while, can't form words.