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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Prostate orgasms are similar. As a bonus, it's a lot less work than surgery.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Finger in ass gay tho.

Couldn't do it because if i like it, and cum the biggest cum i have ever cum, i will be haunted with the knowledge that this hack exists and that i'm basically half way down the pegging pipeline.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Putting a finger in your ass is not gay and neither is pegging. You do you, but if you're scared because you think you'll enjoy it, I'm going to continue to laugh at you.

I'd almost feel bad for straight guys if so many of you weren't such wimps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

B- b- b- but I had a prostate exam, and didn't like it!!

I- I- I- ain't a wimp!!