this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Turn on the Improbability Drive. And certainly not improbably watch out for sperm whales falling from the sky.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Activate the Omega 13 device!

[–] mindbleach 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In every universe, Alan Rickman is just tired of this shit.

[–] lka1988 2 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Underrated roles for both Allens

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago