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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

god i want a fucking pizzaaaaaaaaaaa

Been stuck in my head ever since my stupid A&W post earlier

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bro, there is no way you post pictures of new York style pizza and then claim it's not real pizza!

[–] 6nk06 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Is it like the Moscow Kebab, or the Egyptian Sushi?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

I don't want to end up on a list for searching those. Could you briefing explain?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a shitpost, I will do whatever the fuck I please

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Especially when I am loopy as hell. Sleep eludes me. Pizza eludes me. Joy eludes me. I will shitpost it up as it is the last pillar of hope in the acropolis of my sanity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You deserve sleep homie. That shit is important. Please actively seek it whether by "vigorous exercise" or chemical help. I love you random Internet stranger, and want you happy and healthy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Eh. It'll happen someday.... Someday...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Today aint that day. My shoulder decided to get fucked for no reason while I was just sitting down at my desk. My eyelids have kettleballs on them (Reminds me, I should play Hitman) and I can taste the memory of pizza. Cross another set of fingers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Homie(and I may need to take this information myself) please go to sleep!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I've been trying but night terrors and a cpap thing and stuff okay STUFF. Just kill me and get it over with

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Bruh, you are the same person I've been trying to tell this same thing towards. I want to repeat my last statement towards you, and also thank you for creating the star trek c/, go to sleep!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

And you are the I am person who saying things is SLEEP CANNOT I CAN. It will happen someday but not today

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

Also ♥️ for your hard work!