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[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 weeks ago (20 children)

We had that in my hometown once. The Chinese place became a pizzeria. The Italian dragon carvings were really authentic.

Pretty sure both iterations were money laundering fronts, though. The fried rice was still solid.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

Just because you launder money doesn't mean you can't still go for that Michelin star.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

It depends. If the Michelin star attracts more wealthy clients that use credit cards over cash, it's going to be challenging to justify the money you're bringing in.

You could go the luxury "cheap" food route: tacos or burgers costing $20 a plate.

Likely still have cash clientele so you can launder money.

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just put a sign up that reads "Cash is King Prawn" problem solved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or do what a few places around me do, and charge an extra 10% if you pay by anything other than cash.

Maybe that cigarette store is actually a money laundering front... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I would love that but the credit card companies make that illegal and you can get in trouble and have your ability to take credit cards revoked if they catch you doing that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not "illegal". It's against their merchant agreement. No one is going to jail over it.

That said, the merchant agreement says you can't charge more for credit card users. But it doesn't say you can't give a discount for using cash. That's how my parents went around it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like most merchants won’t even do the bare minimum of effort to research how to get around such restrictions and I’m sure they don’t lookthe other way when it’s in higher volume

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's illegal in this state just to charge more than, I think $1.50 or $2 or something, for that shit anyway. Would be funny if those stores really were some kind of illegal front and they get found out because of that law. Like Capone getting put away on tax evasion.

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