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Vampires (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by kersploosh to c/curatedtumblr

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

galaxy brain: vampires are just weak to crosses and liquids they come in touch with. christianity just leeched of the symbol's effectivness in fighting the undead and that's why it gotten popular.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Romans crucified Jesus to protect him from vampires.

[–] sbv 12 points 1 week ago

Thank you Pontius Pilate. First your saved Jesus and then you fixed my posture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

twist: jesus was a vampire