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submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

"Honestly Bob we all know that resumes are BS and people will lie, puff and spin any and everything they have ever done to sound more impressive and act like they desperately want to work for money. I want nothing more than to never have to work another day in my life and live in the lap of luxury but that isnt in the cards. So what you're holding is simply something to set myself apart from everyone else and get myself in this seat."