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[–] [email protected] 107 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Because these are good questions, I'll answer some;

Physically weak

Humans are incredible long distance runners. We did a lot of hunting by "Chase it until it collapses"

9 months/15 years

Our brains take a loooooong time to mature, but it's worth it. We can plan ahead without relying on survival instincts, and we keep making amazing discoveries like fire and clothes

[–] [email protected] 97 points 6 days ago (3 children)

We're basically horror movie tropes

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

And while dogs have been bred to be subservient, Cats CHOSE to associate with us, the little psychos.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] PuddleOfKittens 7 points 6 days ago

This means prehistoric humans persistence-hunting wolves is canonical to the crazyness2400verse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It puts the lotion on (?)

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Great long distance walkers too. With some adaptation time, about anyone can walk about 30 km a day, for weeks. For proof, the tens of thousands of people of all fitness levels walking the Camino de Santiago de Compostela pilgrimage every year.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Proud to say I accomplished that! My dad trained a fair bit. I did like 1 10km walk the week before we started, and I finished the 800kms with no real dramas, except the first day which was a massive climb. After 5-6 days my body was totally accustomed to the task at hand.

(Super irrelevant to the post but it was an awesome experience and I would advocate anyone to undertake it, regardless of your thoughts on religion. I am not religious but did find it spiritual in a way. I did it about 6 years ago and still think about it every week.)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Started with Saint-Jean-Pied-de-Port to Roncesvalles? Yeah, it's a bit silly to start with the biggest climb of the way, but I know many people do to start from France.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

You know you want to start a new way.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

and evolution isnt supposed to be perfect. we were not carefully designed.

[–] can 10 points 6 days ago

Weren't designed at all in in fact.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

People think of evolution as needing A+ to pass, when C- is enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Heck, D- is. "Did it live long enough to produce offspring? Good enough!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I tough you need a minimum grade of C- to pass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

D- has always meant barely passing to me. You got more than 50%! Depends on who's doing the grading.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

It depends on the school.