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Sorry, my schedule is full (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

9 AM - Meeting
10 AM - Meeting
10:30 - Call
11:00 - Meeting
12:00 - Lunch
1:00 - Actual work
2:00 - Meeting
3:00 - Meeting
4:00 - Slack message from my boss wanting to know why nothing is getting done.
6:00 - Off shift.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I had to prove we had too many meetings (20-25 a week) to my direct manager who was in almost all meetings and didn't believe me.

Result?

A meeting about it.

I was a software developer at that place, no managerial duties at all.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

CEO schedule:

9 AM - Meetings (optional)
11 AM - Tax deductible "business" lunch
1 PM - Meetings (optional)
6 PM - Tax deductible "business" dinner

Throughout: callousness, greed, and maybe some light treason

[–] Trollception -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yea it's so easy! Everyone should be CEO

What is the average age of Lemmy... I'm curious now. It seems younger than Reddit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are front desk?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, lord no.