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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 day ago (8 children)

You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

[–] _druid 29 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 41 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

You could still not be gay, just into pegging.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Pegging doesn't feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I'm not gay.

[–] Flames5123 1 points 1 hour ago

Many pegging tools don’t look like a penis. No head, no buldges, etc. Just a curved cylinder with a half spherical top. Just to hit to prostate, and that’s it.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 7 hours ago

Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.

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