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Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?
You could still not be gay, just into pegging.
Fun fact this is how I learned a coworker pegged her husband. He wasn’t gay, but had no interest in topping her either. C’est la vie.
Pegging doesn't feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I'm not gay.
Many pegging tools don’t look like a penis. No head, no buldges, etc. Just a curved cylinder with a half spherical top. Just to hit to prostate, and that’s it.
Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.
True! And what a way to find out you're into pegging.