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[–] jubilationtcornpone 137 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Bet you $1,000 the credentials are stored in plain text.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 17 hours ago

Having a backend is bloat. I do all my DB transactions straight from the frontend

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Obviously hand coded. After all, he just discovered that there are people, or more probably bots, who will use open resources for their own uses.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I've heard that phrase a handful of times now and it's already making my eye twitch. Though I don't think it's meant to be complimentary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Bow before the machine spirit! Taste the fruit of its wisdom!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wonder if ChatGPT just scraped an example token from somewhere and is using that.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Not exactly related, but I run an unraid game server for friends and use a lot of the preconstructed docker apps for games.

Most of them come with the server name preset and the server password preset.

I've jumped into many a "private" server called Docker-GAMENAME with the password still set to "Docker"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

It's in a textbook, and that's a trusted source!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

What are they, Sony?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I've never seen an LLM response be cavalier with credentials.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I've never seen the Holocaust happen with my own eyes either. Must not have happened.