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[–] jubilationtcornpone 135 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Bet you $1,000 the credentials are stored in plain text.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

On the frontend.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago

Having a backend is bloat. I do all my DB transactions straight from the frontend

[–] [email protected] 20 points 22 hours ago

Obviously hand coded. After all, he just discovered that there are people, or more probably bots, who will use open resources for their own uses.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Classic vibe coder things.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I've heard that phrase a handful of times now and it's already making my eye twitch. Though I don't think it's meant to be complimentary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Bow before the machine spirit! Taste the fruit of its wisdom!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Wonder if ChatGPT just scraped an example token from somewhere and is using that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

PLACEHOLDER_TOKEN

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

It's in a textbook, and that's a trusted source!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

What are they, Sony?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 19 hours ago

I've never seen an LLM response be cavalier with credentials.