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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On the frontend.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Having a backend is bloat. I do all my DB transactions straight from the frontend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 minutes ago

I actually build a full copy of the DB on the client machine. That way I can't lose the data, it's all right there and so fast.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

My db runs on the user's browser via WASM.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Obviously hand coded. After all, he just discovered that there are people, or more probably bots, who will use open resources for their own uses.