this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

... proceeds to run off at high speed, get their foot caught in a small pothole, causing them to break their ankle and leg, then tumble across the ground at 35 mph, breaking half of the bones in their body.

[–] kambusha 11 points 1 week ago

I'm glue, dabadeebadabayy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

🎵will I follooooooooooooow? 🎵

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 7 points 1 week ago