this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

"Have a 4chan?" Isn't 4chan loginless?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Fucking normies not knowing about 4chan platinum.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Surely they mean that they fear they will fall in love with someone only to find out that they're the infamous hacker known as 4chan

[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Now everyone just uses the same username "anon" as a sort of running gag.

[–] imaqtpie -2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Sort of*

No*?

I'm assuming this has something to do with you being Dutch. But otherwise that was a nice joke, 5/7

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

No. It was a combination of it being 6 a.m., this being a shitpost community, and autocorrect.

Also it's very ignorant to assume someone makes a typo just because of their nationality.

[–] imaqtpie 2 points 6 hours ago

I just view the Dutch language as jank English. My apologies

[–] [email protected] 19 points 13 hours ago

to be fair to this person finding out someone you love paid for 4chan pass would be absolutely devastating

[–] stevedice 12 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

It remains loginless but you have to verify your email address or wait 900 seconds before every post.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

wait 900 seconds before every post.

This only applies for the first post, you're probably deleting their cookie that tracks your browser.

[–] stevedice 1 points 1 hour ago

I've never actually waited the 900 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

tripfags hate this one simple trick