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A European man at his favorite vacation/holiday destination on the Mediterranean goes into a bar and says, "One pint of beer." The bartender brings him the pint, and the man pays him the price of the beer without leaving a tip. The man drinks the beer. He falls into alcoholism again. When he returns home, he discusses with his doctor options for treating alcoholism. The man is sent to a rehabilitation facility for a few months and recovers. When he returns home, he still has his job. lmaooooo Europe is so much better than USA ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I thought this was turning into a Latvian joke.
The man drinks the beer. He falls into alcoholism again. His children go hungry. His wife succumbs to tuberculosis. The man drinks to forget, but the beer runs out. Now the man can never forget.
Only one issue. Beer is not sold by pints in the Mediterranean.
Fine. A Celsius or kilometer of beer then.
1kmยณ would be sick
I'm pretty sure that's just how Barcelona operates.
Fuck it. I'm down. Sounds like fun. Can't wait to aggravate Germans with my immature German bullshit. Achhh duven shneider volkwagens nien schaft vida zein!! Get your train pass and speedo ready. I'll bring over some BBQ, debt, and assault rifles. Let's do it ๐๐
You only need Speedos if you're going to France. They have a weird thing about Speedos