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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Fine. A Celsius or kilometer of beer then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm pretty sure that's just how Barcelona operates.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck it. I'm down. Sounds like fun. Can't wait to aggravate Germans with my immature German bullshit. Achhh duven shneider volkwagens nien schaft vida zein!! Get your train pass and speedo ready. I'll bring over some BBQ, debt, and assault rifles. Let's do it 🏖🚈

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

You only need Speedos if you're going to France. They have a weird thing about Speedos