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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Oh I can do German-style comedy too, but as an American.

A Democrat and a Republican walk into a bar. They fight and both die in the hospital. Their families have to each pay $80,000 for medical expenses, then both families sue the bar. The bar closes, the owner divorces, spirals into alcoholism, and commits suicide. Then the funeral director buys a new house.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago

You said comedy, not children stories!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Heh. Relatable vibe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

A European man at his favorite vacation/holiday destination on the Mediterranean goes into a bar and says, "One pint of beer." The bartender brings him the pint, and the man pays him the price of the beer without leaving a tip. The man drinks the beer. He falls into alcoholism again. When he returns home, he discusses with his doctor options for treating alcoholism. The man is sent to a rehabilitation facility for a few months and recovers. When he returns home, he still has his job. lmaooooo Europe is so much better than USA 🤣🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Only one issue. Beer is not sold by pints in the Mediterranean.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fine. A Celsius or kilometer of beer then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 minutes ago

I'm pretty sure that's just how Barcelona operates.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck it. I'm down. Sounds like fun. Can't wait to aggravate Germans with my immature German bullshit. Achhh duven shneider volkwagens nien schaft vida zein!! Get your train pass and speedo ready. I'll bring over some BBQ, debt, and assault rifles. Let's do it 🏖🚈

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 minutes ago

You only need Speedos if you're going to France. They have a weird thing about Speedos