this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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[–] schmerm 53 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

LD50 just means half of a test population dies at that dosage. Anon took just over 1/10th of LD50 so there's a nonzero chance things did not go well

[–] Gullible 35 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Study I read stated that 57mg/kg was the lowest recorded ingestion leading to mortality. Anon’s organs lost a few steps but they’re likely fine enough

[–] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

So more like ~1/4 towards potential death level amount. Bro is never gonna touch caffeine again after riding this out

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 13 hours ago

Nah, they'll be back on the horse soon enough like a good anon...