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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him (gizmodo.com)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It was kind of funny until he used his son's blood and "more recently, used “shock treatments” on his genitals in an apparent effort to reverse age his penis"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know ......let him keep shocking his balls. Just let him try. It's funnier this way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

If he could just convince Elon Musk that it works...